nonced up

Referring to the children abused by a nonce

I wonder who he has nonced up

by SpeedyChim May 21, 2023

Cat Nonce

Someone who puts their middle finger up the rectum of a cat

Oi Tom, how many times do you need telling, get your finger out the cats arse! Stop being a cat nonce

by Manz a fish cuz December 16, 2021

Nonce Patrol

Harry Rusk

Defined-Harry Rusk watch out it's the Nonce Patrol

by Mark Iglikowski August 10, 2019

Turbo Nonce

A high speed paedo

Look at John over there with his zimmer the turbo nonce

by K-Snizzle October 14, 2023

Turbo nonce

Nonce means pedophile and turbo makes it more insulting

Mark Attwood on X is a turbo nonce

by MemeClips March 23, 2024

Turbo Nonce

Used to describe someone who is so irritable that they give you the same creeps as a nonce. Their constant ability to be irritable in all situations amplifies the issue, hence the addition of turbo.

Thomas never gives in and is doing my head in. He is such a turbo nonce.

by Rl23 June 06, 2023

Turbo nonce

Mark Attwood

Mark Atwood is a turbo nonce

by Noidea23 May 06, 2024