Smacking the lizard

Female interrupting male masturbation

“Smacking the lizard” is female interrupting male masturbation.

by Desert Tortoise November 26, 2025

Lizard Cock

When a man’s penis has eczema, resembling scales making it appear like a lizard.

When holding a lizard, the man couldn’t differentiate between the scaly, dry reptile and his penis. He then realized he had a sever case of the “Lizard Cock”

by Drewski! December 30, 2025

Lizard Fuck

When you have been deprived from sex for so long you go looking for a lot lizard. The lizard fuck lot lizard has the most smelly and creamy pussy out there.
Can ask be used as a noun to degrade someone.

Dave: you are looking horny Steve.
Steve: I am so horny I could use a lizard fuck.
Dave: man, you most not get laid often.

Noun: Steve you are a lizard fuck

by hash@55daddie March 6, 2022