doing a burger

To spew all over the place in a wild manner.

Hey look at that person..... they are doing a burger!

by Secret October 9, 2003

Doing a hasan

When you inadvertently mess something that would seemingly be easy to complete

Why did you colour the wall blue? The client wanted red!
“F**k, I done a hasan on that one”

“Lucky they corrected me, I was in the process of doing a hasan”

by Kayess88 November 26, 2023

do you haev stupid

the true way of asking a person if they're stupid, or the boblox meme where a yellow derp says it

do you haev stupid?

by TheLastSparkl November 30, 2020

How Do You Understand Women

You cant.

(dude 1); Bro my girl is soo confusing.
(dude 2); That's not gonna change homie.
(dude 1); How Do You Understand Women???
(dude 2); You cant.

by TheSemiWiseChild February 16, 2022

If white people can't do it

than it was aliens

"hey those Egyptians couldn't of built it, it must of been aliens " says Jim from accounting
"yea i mean If white people can't do it now, it must of been those damn aliens" says Garry from HR

by speedybump October 19, 2019

what can you do if you get scammed

Here are a list of things to do if you get scammed:
tell ur grandma, if she's not dead
tell ur pet rock
dlet ur acount
kill ze sca,,er
die

Friend 1: Bro, what can you do if you get scammed?

Friend 2: tell ur grandma, if she's not dead

Friend 1: dead, next

Friend 2: tell ur pet rock

Friend 1: oh thanks mate!

by DaRealKey November 13, 2019

what would you do in this situation?

A statement said when there is a nothing you can realistically do in a situation.

Often responded simply as "Id need to intervene"

"Hey John what would you do in this situation?"
(Shows video of a semi hauler truck falling down a cliff during a blizzard)
"I'd have to intervene!"

by Дecca September 9, 2023