Skip to main content

doing harakiri

the act of committing suicide (but not as the name suggests, harakiri, the actual Japanese ritual of suicide by disembowelment. often used historically by the samurai).
son: why are so many people nowadays doing harakiri?

father: Adrian, G-d only knows why people commit such an irrational act. It's probably because they've reached a point in their existence where they can't find life's meaning even in a religious setting. There's always hope even in the secular setting, by getting a social worker or psychotherapist. You can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire no matter how dire the situation seems to be.

son: so, what do we tell a person about to commit suicide? "don't burn your bridges"? and that they should stop rejecting the help that they deserve?

father: yup.
by Sexydimma May 18, 2013
mugGet the doing harakirimug.

Tae Kwon Do

A yellow-dyed belt for 40 fucking dollars
Hey John, are you taking Tae Kwon Do lessons this summer?
Nah, it's pretty much a ripoff. The senseis are only in it for the money, and the belts are too pricey.
by UrbanCommision June 2, 2018
mugGet the Tae Kwon Domug.

Do something useful

Similar to bleach-paint the ghetto but actually putting people back to school and work, maybe on their own free will.
When you are told or forced to bleach-paint the ghetto you may not be happy since the gov't forced you to do it, but once you do something useful, on your own free will, you will be happy.
by Sexydimma January 9, 2022
mugGet the Do something usefulmug.

Dos

A guy who has multiple relationships ongoing at the same time. He will invite more than one of his girls to his own party on the same night, and he often has his girls on rotation so he can get fucked any given night. All of the girls recognize each other at every party, but are all unaware that Dos has been sleeping with all of them and having them share the same towel to use after they shower.
Most Doses are “rappers” or “trappers”. Red flag to keep your eye out for.
It is also common for a Dos to lie about his age, for instance he may say he’s 26 but actually be turning 30. You may also find out he has 2 kids with 2 different baby mommas. Also that he has 6 mugshots for several charging including terroristic threats/ actions.

Doses are pieces of work.
“Omg that guy I was hanging out with was such a Dos!”

Somebody needs to tell that girl that she’s getting Dosed.”
by boistate69 December 7, 2020
mugGet the Dosmug.

Doing a Rich

Getting irate and irritable over the smallest of inconveniences
He's doing a Rich because they said they cannot make it anymore.
by TommON January 6, 2021
mugGet the Doing a Richmug.

It’s doing

When you don’t have enough chromosomes to say “Everything’s good, thanks for asking.”
Person A: Hey, Jim! How are you?

Jim: Ooooooh It’s doing, alright.
by ImTheEyeholeMan January 17, 2020
mugGet the It’s doingmug.

doing the field

when you don’t wanna talk to your boyfriend so you “go do the field
by chinese chicken curry July 2, 2020
mugGet the doing the fieldmug.

Share this definition