Ghetto Kiss

When you forcefully kiss your insignificant other, resulting in a headbutt and slight concussion.

I gave my girlfriend a ghetto kiss the other day and she won't talk to me anymore. Probably because she's in the hospital.

by Swag fucking master March 28, 2016

Ghetto Chungus

A Big Chungus that grew up in the hood

" yo homie, I heard dat Ghetto Chungus lives on dis block, we should be careful dawg"

by Big Chungs January 9, 2019

Ghetto Heisman

To avoid and or push someone away you're not interested in.

I gave her the ghetto Heisman after we hooked up but she keeps calling me wanting to hook up again.

by Tbro71 July 15, 2018

Ghetto Tourettes

The act of spontaneously adding unnecessary words, phrases, or sounds to a conversation. While usually added to the of the statement it is possible to randomly have a Ghetto Tourettes added anywhere.

Ghetto Tourettes post-statement:
That was a bad party, youknowwhatImsayin?

Random usage:

He was really mad, feel me, about all that fuckery, feel me, knowhatImsaying.

Ghetto Tourettes can also be used to describe an entire conversation:
This guy came into the shop talking all Ghetto Tourettes.

by UrbanPaign May 6, 2011

Ghetto swimming

Sneaking in, and swimming in a pool at an apartment complex, or hotel, when you are not a resident, or guest.

Would you like to go ghetto swimming at the holiday inn down the street? I hear that they have a kick-ass pool!

by anticolon July 29, 2012

Ghetto Cam

What you call it when you tryn to record your gameplay on a video game console, and instead of using a special recorder, you set up a camera in front of the screen.

George couldn't afford a 50$ plug in recorder, so he set up a ghetto cam to record his quickscopes.

by HoRNYMExiiCANNN October 20, 2010

Ghetto OSHA

1. (adj.) Attempts at OSHA compliance through jury-rigging, improvisation or DIY, (usually with extremely cheap or sub-standard components), yet still deserving of an odd sense of respect from all but the Naziest of OSHA adherents.
2. (adj.) Non-compliant, but nice try. E for effort.

"Safety Third!" he yelled, middle fingers raised, as he charged into the smoky abyss wearing nothing but a sweaty, ghetto OSHA do-rag.

by Pretzilla November 15, 2018