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Cab Driver's Ass

Noun. Pathology.

1. The condition of painful burning in between the butt cheeks caused by the mixture of fecal matter accidentally expelled during a previous farting fit and sweat pooling up between them over an extended period of time. Symptoms of localized pain elsewhere, such as the parts with the most weight or folding are also common. Almost exclusively happens while sitting in an uncomfortably hot environment.

2. An extreme advancement of Swamp Ass. Most fatal cases are preceded by an untreated shart.

Idiom.

A case of cab driver's ass; inevitable: If you don't stuff some paper between those cheeks, you're gonna get a case of cab driver's ass.

rel.

Truck Driver's Ass, Semi Booty, Fat Fan Syndrome
"It was a long trip.. I finally got the kids to Disney Land, but the air conditioner quit working ten minutes into the drive and when I got there I had a flaming case of the cab driver's ass. I was so miserable, I flipped Mickey Mouse off and told Donald Duck to put on some damn pants. Did you know the Epcot Center has a secret dungeon? Yeah, security took me there."
by finalphoenix March 10, 2014
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school bus driver

A person who is currently no longer undertaking full time high school education who sleeps with a person still enrolled.
School girl 1: "Did you pull that process engineer last night?"

School girl 2: "Yes he was the best school bus driver i've ever met!"
by Goodnight Bear July 31, 2006
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the russian pile driver

The act of a man shitting on the chest of a woman then scooping it into her mouth with his ball-sack.
My wife Asked if I would give her The Russian pile driver after toro loco.
by Kintin January 10, 2014
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Pacific Pile-Driver

N. (From the Chinese 鱼磅, or Yú bàng meaning "Fish Pounder") The stinky, sexual act of taking a large skip-jack tuna, or any other, smelly, deep-sea pacific fish, and pounding your partner's genitals with the slimy, scalely, fish, in the middle of intercourse.
Harry: Can i get a fresh tuna? Fishmonger: Yes, but i must ask, why do buy so much pacific tuna? Harry: My Asian girlfriend enjoys a good Pacific Pile-Driver."
by That_guy_in_the_box March 29, 2011
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School Bus Driver

Jeff: Thanks school bus driver!

Bus Driver: Thank you for thanking me, Jeff.
by Alanspiderkipz July 7, 2018
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left-lane driver

A driver who always drives faster than the other cars, that he is almost always in the left lane (trying to pass other cars).
Mark always drives soo fast, he's such a left-lane driver.
by Derek L. December 4, 2007
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forty-mile-driver

some knob-head who drivers everywhere at forty miles per hour--speed limits don't affect these people. 70, 30, 50--all read 40!!pricks
was driving down the road, when i had to overtake some forty-mile-driver. as soon as we hit the thirty mile speed limit the prick overtook me!!
by earlfrew April 16, 2009
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