lemon mishap

pissing yourself in public or in privacy.

my son had a lemon mishap

by REMEMBER ........... MEEEEEEEE June 3, 2015

Lemon Chicken

The worst creation known to mankind

Tell Raina at the Camp Keowa trading post that Lemon Chicken is horrible

by NutBuster8000 July 29, 2019

Lemon Fanfiction

A type of fanfiction with a name that doesn't make any sense at all. In most of these stories, the characters have sex or at least sexual activities with eachother. In short: lemon fanfiction is for those with a perverted soul.

My friend: "Search lemon fanfiction on Google."

Me: "Lemon fanfiction...? Ok."

My friend: *grins*

Me: "What the fuck, girl."

by HamKaas April 26, 2019

Lemon Fingered

The act of someone grabbing their balls and then proceeding to stick their fingers with said scrotal aroma in someone's nose

I was just hanging out in a bar and out of nowhere this douche Don Lemon lemon fingered me...uggh it smelled awful, like dirty butt sex

by Stinkstar69 August 17, 2019

Lemon Jizzle

When right before you are about to cum in a women, you grab a lemon and shove it straight up her puss puss.

I gave my girlfriend the Lemon Jizzle last night!

by ougwdv September 12, 2019

Peeling the Lemon

Peeling the Lemon refers to the act of the woman peeling the man's ballsack off. Commonly mistaken to be the act of peeling a sour fruit.

Sally fucked Jerry hard last night. I heard she was Peeling the Lemon

by Sack Handle May 23, 2018

lemon cure

The close to infallible method which cures colds by drinking fresh lemon juice (from 5 to 10 lemons) with a straw.

In a book called "Las Plantas Curan," published in the 1960s in Brazil, which listed the most popular herbs and the illnesses they cure, I read about the 'lemon cure.' Whenever I catch a cold, via a straw I drink the juice from 5 to 10 lemons and they cure me every time. However, one time I did have to go to the doctor and she gave me some antibiotics because I had a fever, in the summer—imagine!

by but for December 24, 2017