by anonymous June 21, 2024
Get the english or spanish?mug. While in a vehicle- When the passenger causes the car to go off of the road (intentionally or unintentionally) and must flee the scene. The passenger will then make sure the driver is unconscious or deceased.
Then the passenger must:
1) Pull the drivers pants down and place the drivers hand upon their penis (possible for females in theory however this has not been proven on record at this point).
2)By shaking the driver shoulder / forearm (or any means necessary) passenger will stimulate the drivers penis
3) As the penis becomes erect (adrenaline from accident should aid in this or if deceased then postmortem Rigamortis) the motion will become more rapid until ejaculation has been achieved.
4) After ejaculation the passenger will wipe any DNA of their own from the scene and sketchily use the shadows to flee from the area, thus reliving themselves from being suspect in the scene.
Police will be sidetrack by the masturbating driver theory and therefore said passenger will be relived of any connection to the crime.
Then the passenger must:
1) Pull the drivers pants down and place the drivers hand upon their penis (possible for females in theory however this has not been proven on record at this point).
2)By shaking the driver shoulder / forearm (or any means necessary) passenger will stimulate the drivers penis
3) As the penis becomes erect (adrenaline from accident should aid in this or if deceased then postmortem Rigamortis) the motion will become more rapid until ejaculation has been achieved.
4) After ejaculation the passenger will wipe any DNA of their own from the scene and sketchily use the shadows to flee from the area, thus reliving themselves from being suspect in the scene.
Police will be sidetrack by the masturbating driver theory and therefore said passenger will be relived of any connection to the crime.
I grabbed the wheel and put that bitch in the ditch. Then I had to Spanish paddler that mother fuckers.
by Whiteyt9 September 30, 2017
Get the Spanish paddlermug. The Spanish casserole was invented during the last half of the Spanish civil war, on the SS Cantabria when 2 soldiers from San Sebastián, Miguel De Polo & Serio Reyes found themselves in a spot of bother when a opposing ship caved them into the loading deck, trapped for 17 days they had to be resourceful, growing hungrier by the day but most worryingly, hornier by the day, unknowing Miguel was about to create the first Spanish casserole as he delved deep into Sergio Reyes, he (Sergio) released a huge geyser of faecal matter a bodily fluids resulting in the very first Spanish casserole to ever be conceived.
Combination, Jab, SLIP, uppercut, backhand, roll,
This is you bouncing, All wasted movement
the real meaning of the spanish casserole
This is you bouncing, All wasted movement
the real meaning of the spanish casserole
by Iwashopingthatyoudtellthetale March 30, 2023
Get the Spanish Casserolemug. by Uilkarianu April 2, 2025
Get the <E.S.L.>English, Spanish, & Likari <E.S.L>mug. Guy 1: Hey bro
Guy 2: yeah what’s up?
Guy 1: I have a question for you…
Guy 2: yeah shoot
Guy 1: English or Spanish?
Guy 2: … *frozen in place*
Guy 2: yeah what’s up?
Guy 1: I have a question for you…
Guy 2: yeah shoot
Guy 1: English or Spanish?
Guy 2: … *frozen in place*
by D@nk Dave June 18, 2024
Get the English or Spanishmug. The “English or Spanish” meme is a funny, absurd internet joke. It goes like this:
1. Someone asks, “English or Spanish?”
2. The person chooses “English.”
3. The response is, “Move and you’re gay,” making the person freeze in place to avoid the consequence of being gay.
1. Someone asks, “English or Spanish?”
2. The person chooses “English.”
3. The response is, “Move and you’re gay,” making the person freeze in place to avoid the consequence of being gay.
Person 1: “English or Spanish?”
Person 2: “English”
Person 1: “Move and you’re gay” OR “Whoever moves first is gay.” causing both parties to stand still
Person 2: “English”
Person 1: “Move and you’re gay” OR “Whoever moves first is gay.” causing both parties to stand still
by queerqiller June 16, 2024
Get the english or spanishmug. When your having sex with anal beads in your partners butt and decide to pull them out like you're starting a lawnmower.
Last night I ended with a spider man transitioned into the blind marlin and spun her around to finished up with a Spanish Halloween. Then she cried. Everyone slept in late.
by Therealmoonman October 19, 2023
Get the spanish Halloweenmug.