Cutest Girl Ever

Could only ever be the lamest handle in all of urban dictionary land. This self given title is obviously a joking play on words because anyone that could call themselves this name and then give a definition that’s so low and cruel must be because they are they’re one and only fan. This “person” is obviously the furthest thing from being cute inside or out. IRL they are ugly af and end up fat and friendless because of just how mean they truly are.
Guy; Man did you see the definition that the cutest girl ever wrote in the urban dictionary dang that’s one mean fuckin ugly bitch!

Other Guy; ya she’s obviously her one and only fan of herself! Ratchet ass bitch fakin everyone out! She’s obviously top ten of the worlds ugliest females! Farthest thing from cutest girl could ever be!
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Violet "Purple" REDACTED. Literally has no clue how to properly respond to text messages. You ask her "Hey what are you doing this weekend?" and she'll respond "Did you know that Rob Lowe is deaf in one ear? funky!" You ask her "What's the science homework?" and this lil' buffoon will respond, "I think I'm having an allergic reaction. I ate a bowl of tomato chili and I'm very allergic to citrus. LOL"
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