When you are that fucked up on more than one drug such as poly drug use, for example after 20 beers and an ounce pot you would be considered to be "plastered cunt"
by Azza1 January 22, 2015
Get the plastered cuntmug. 
1) A term referring to a self-importantjackass.
2) By extension, a person so socially retarded that they've literally collapsed the scope of social skill to the point that they excel at being able to suck the life out of any social situation, but because they are known for being pathetic and bitch over reality, most people pretend to enjoy their company simply to keep them from giving empty suicide speeches in the middle of their parties.
2) By extension, a person so socially retarded that they've literally collapsed the scope of social skill to the point that they excel at being able to suck the life out of any social situation, but because they are known for being pathetic and bitch over reality, most people pretend to enjoy their company simply to keep them from giving empty suicide speeches in the middle of their parties.
Buddy: Who is the fuckhead screwing with my stereo?!?
Guy: Huh? Oh, that's Jane's cousin. Just moved here from like, Alaska and she wanted him to make some new friends.
Buddy: Well if he doesn't stop dicking around with my stuff I'm kicking his ass out.
Guy: Just leave him alone. He spills beer tears like a baby when people bug him.
Buddy: -sigh- Fucking cunt swab.
Guy: Huh? Oh, that's Jane's cousin. Just moved here from like, Alaska and she wanted him to make some new friends.
Buddy: Well if he doesn't stop dicking around with my stuff I'm kicking his ass out.
Guy: Just leave him alone. He spills beer tears like a baby when people bug him.
Buddy: -sigh- Fucking cunt swab.
by Fretboards of Fire June 28, 2010
Get the cunt swabmug. Q: "You fancy going to that wellness festival on Walthamstow Marshes?
A: "No, looks like a cunt's picnic."
Can be abbreviated to "picnic".
Q: "Idles are playing at that wellness festival on Walthamstow Marshes, you fancy it?"
A: "No, looks like an absolute picnic."
A: "No, looks like a cunt's picnic."
Can be abbreviated to "picnic".
Q: "Idles are playing at that wellness festival on Walthamstow Marshes, you fancy it?"
A: "No, looks like an absolute picnic."
by HaroldTheIronMonger October 20, 2023
Get the A cunt's picnicmug. Susan: I'm tired of dealing with Alice's bullshit, we should hire a cunt specialist to deal with people like her.
by 007dragon August 23, 2023
Get the cunt specialistmug. by Lonly_Lon December 5, 2019
Get the Cuntmug. A term used to describe a young man / adult, who is obsessed and overwhelmed by the girl/ woman he's dating, and throws logic, common sense out the window, and instead clutches at stupidity and bizarre logic when dealing with her or receiving correct information about her, and refusing to accept the truth or listen to anyone regarding her.
That Xavier is completely Cunt Struck with his new girlfriend. He refuses to listen or take strong advise from his friends to end the relationship because she is so controlling, and so not right for him.
by abbottandcostello January 30, 2025
Get the Cunt Struckmug.