Spanish Eric

Spanish Eric - Overview.
This is an alias for a tight arsed cunt with several properties in Spain. He will never holiday in these dwellings but will use them to take numerous solitary breaks.
Whilst taking a break he will constantly send photos (library) of everything he consumes, boring the shit out of his friends (worded very loosely)
Whilst sitting alone he pines for his UK friends, hoping that some will buy property near to one of his casa's, so that they can take photos of drinks and tapas together and go shopping for upside down pineapples.

Personality

He's a cunt.

Appearance

Spanish Eric

wears special order shorts that would turn dinghy back to Calais.

His choice of shorts are vulgar in appearance and one would think he wears them for a dare.

Perversions
Spanish Eric mostly enjoys singing opera to transvestites in the hope that once again he'll have a hard dick to play with.
Spending copious amounts of money (Sterling, and Euros) in titty bars when the trannies have retired is not usual.

Home life
When not stuck on the M62 Spanish Eric loves to spend time in his reading nook studying the history of Air fryers 2010-2024. He and his current wife Spanish Sarah have an ever growing collection of these heinous machines.
Seldom, in fact fucking never does he invited his friend to his UK residence.
Legend has it he keeps his parents locked in the attic and bleeds their pension money from them to spend on airport parking.

You can't wear those noncey shorts, you'll look like Spanish Eric

by anonymous June 28, 2024

english or spanish

The meme started by a guy posting tiktoks usually in a mall. He starts the tiktok by going up to a random stranger and says “english or spanish” if the stranger says english, the guy will say “whoever moves first is gay” and if the stranger says spanish, the guy will say the same thing but in spanish.

Person 1: english or spanish
Person 2: uhm…
Person 2: english?..
Person 1: whoever moves first is gay.

by imhim0384 July 6, 2024

Spanish

Spanish is a different way to say cheers like at a celebration or event. By someone thought what cheers was in Spanish the language and a small child said the word Spanish.

Instead of saying Cheers say Spanish at party’s or events.

by Coopdino July 29, 2024

English or Spanish?

Whoever moves first is gay.

Do you speak English or Spanish? Whoever moves first is gay.

First person to move is confirmed gay for life.

by code0010110 August 3, 2024

All Hands On Deck For English To Spanish Named Individuals

All Hands On Deck For English To Spanish Named Individuals

All Hands On Deck For English To Spanish Named Individuals

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025

<E.S.L.>English, Spanish, And Likari <E.S.L>

<E.S.L.>English, Spanish, And Likari <E.S.L>

<E.S.L.>English, Spanish, And Likari <E.S.L>

by Uilkarianu April 2, 2025

<E.S.L.>English, Spanish, & Likari <E.S.L>

<E.S.L.>English, Spanish, & Likari <E.S.L>

<E.S.L.>English, Spanish, & Likari <E.S.L>

by Uilkarianu April 2, 2025