toilet screamer

A shit that smells so badly that it makes all the sewer rats scream, hence the toilet screamer.

When the boss found out that Joel shat several toilet screamers, he banned him from using the company toilet from then on.

by /Fenders September 26, 2006

Punish the toilet

When someone takes a massive shit or squirts out a lot of diarrea and then clogs the toilet with the amount of toilet paper that they use to wipe their butt afterwards.

*Stan was in Eric's bathroom desperately trying to unclog the toilet after taking a huge dump. *

Eric: "Oh my god man, you didn't have to punish the toilet!!!"

by Gaylord Olgvin September 11, 2011

toilet jockey

They guy/girl you find in restrooms at clubs, who doles out soap, paper towel and peddles wares in return for pocket change.

This Guy or girl frequently hijacks the sink, and removes all soap and towels from the free dispensers in hopes of garnering your pocket change. This leaves the client with the choice of leaving the restroom dirty-handed or to pay for the use of toiletries that were usually free.

Don't forget to bring change to the bathroom to pay the Toilet Jockey.

by Mississauga Steve February 27, 2007

american toilet

the new Green Day CD

piss on it

shit on it

and call it Good Charlotte

worst Green Day CD ever made

by green day shit themselves September 28, 2004

fuck toilet

A person that evryone fucks like they are a toilet - fuck toilet.

"oh man the stacy is such a fuck toilet!"

by Tehaidanator August 21, 2008

toilet bombed

when you go to the toilet only to discover someone, or perhaps yourself from earlier, has left a rotting pile of shit and/or a bowl full of piss that has been sitting in the toilet unflushed.

It is especially bad if you have to lift the lid of the toilet first, then the smell of the old shit and piss explodes in your face. Much like a bomb.

::lifts toilet lid::
Holy fuck look at that turd! It smells like someone just took a shit in my left nostril. I can't believe I just got fucking toilet bombed.

by ThatsWhatVBSaid December 4, 2009

toilet face

When a chick is so nasty looking her face looks like a good place to take a shit and make an improvement

It was almost bar close so I picked up a toilet face to bring home for a slump buster

by dickfitswelljr October 29, 2010