Hailey’s mother

Loving but fucking crazy. Has unjustified reasons for grounding and is never home anymore. Leaves Hailey to watch her kids every night while she goes on dates and clubbing. Get more dick than Hailey and all of her friends combined. Has more of a social life than Hailey. Makes Hailey the maid and doesn’t pay her.

Damn Hailey’s mother is a bit irresponsible

by Thatoneneighbor96 November 22, 2018

mother of balls

a mother that has sons

Do you have sisters?
No i have a mother of balls

by Orlando0617 May 20, 2009

Mother Insult

An insult aimed (sometimes pointlessly) towards your mother usually to make you feel embarrased and uncomfortable. It can also be used as a last gasp insult, where the speaker runs out of ideas and consequentally insults your mother.

Mother Insult eg.

Person 1: "I like this new show on tv."
Person 2: "I like your mum."

Man 1: "I like the taste of this."
Man 2: "I like the taste of your mum."

Guy 1: "I was hit hard in football the other day..."
Guy 2: "Your mum was hit hard the other day."
Guy 1: "Really? By who?"
Guy 2: "By me."
Guy 1: *Uncomfortable shiver*

by swish555 May 16, 2009

mother bucker

an insult similar to calling someone a mother fucker, but made even more insulting and funny by the "bucker" part referring to western new york escaped convict ralph "bucky" phillips

stop being such a mother bucker!!

by djfhtygsdb January 11, 2009

Mother Hugger

used insted of mother fucker

'tim you Mother Hugger !'

by pez lez October 3, 2008

Your Mother

Used as a comeback to insults

Josh: So,man, what ya doing?
James: Your mother!
Josh: Wtf dude?!
James: Just messing, man! I just heard it yesterday.
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Oisin: Jesus, you're such a dick sucker!
Declan: Your mother!!!

Oisin: *silence*

by RawrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrXD March 11, 2011

Mother Nature

Another word for weed

“Oi fam that was some good Mother Nature u got”

by Elizabeth Earle January 14, 2019