How Do You Understand Women

You cant.

(dude 1); Bro my girl is soo confusing.
(dude 2); That's not gonna change homie.
(dude 1); How Do You Understand Women???
(dude 2); You cant.

by TheSemiWiseChild February 16, 2022

maxien what do you want for dinner

Never ask Maxien what she wants for dinner. The answer will always be “i dunno”
Never ask a woman what she wants for dinner. The answer will always be “i dunno”

Maxien what do you want for dinner?

“I DUNNOOOOOI”

by tajcoanfaodna November 23, 2021

Doing a Tom

Repeatedly getting back with your ex multiple times despite the toxicity of your relationship and your friends’ better judgement.

Oh for gods sake, Becky. This is the third time you’ve broken up, don’t be doing a Tom.

by Poontangclan December 1, 2018

<.7.9.7.6.>Interruption Artistry starts At 9.26 Seconds 5 Minutes, Do Not Fuse Return Of Investment, Monetary Wise & Time Lapses, Start Interrupting<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Interruption Artistry starts At 9.26 Seconds 5 Minutes, Do Not Fuse Return Of Investment, Monetary Wise & Time Lapses, Start Interrupting<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Interruption Artistry starts At 9.26 Seconds 5 Minutes, Do Not Fuse Return Of Investment, Monetary Wise & Time Lapses, Start Interrupting<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

what are you doing step bro?

Oh no.

Stacy: What are you doing step bro?
*Suddenly, Sweet Home Alabama begins playing throughout the home. The cops show up seven minutes later.*

by 7568ino November 19, 2023

Mocho Do

Cool old dude that likes to answer phone and radio calls that have nothing to do with him.

Pretty sure Mike just answered someone's radio call as mocho do again.

by Deeznizzutzzzzbish January 14, 2023

Not going to do it

If you're crediting and paying my for my contributions...

Hym "Then, no, I'm not going to do it. YOU are literally the problem here. I told you this (what is happening to me) would be used as a means to steal my sucess or justify malfeasance... I was right. I don't have to allow that to happen. YOU do not have to allow that to happen BUUUUT it LOOKS LIKE... You are doing that... So, the surveillance and whoever's responsible for it or literally any random child. Not choosing the former IS choosing the latter. I'm not negotiating with you. This isn't happening in a vaccum. You are actively violating my rights. The sooner the breeders learn they are not more important than everyone the better things will be for everyone."

by Hym Iam December 2, 2024