Smurfed

The Pg version of saying fucked

Dave: I just smashed that gangbangers girlfriend last week!!
Ty: If he finds out you are smurfed

by Spicydougnut November 24, 2020

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Butt Fucking a smurf and eating his blue semen and spread it all over the smurfs face

I Smurfed this smurf so hard his ass hole was destroyed

by Jgrande22 May 29, 2019

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When a black guy in Bushwich NYC grabs you and spray paints your balls blue

"Dude did you hear about Alban? He tried to buy a bike in Bushwick and got smurfed!"

by Chonky Nuts October 19, 2020

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To be wet with water and then blasted with blue chalk meant for a chalk line tool.

Brian got Smurfed by the framing crew this morning for stealing their speed square .

by Allenrox79 September 07, 2018

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You got wreck or destroyed in a game (usually associated with multiplayer) and lower their reputation to a smurfs height.

Faggot COD Noob: " Man you see that guy he got destroyed"
Mate of the noob: " Yeah he got smurfed"

by MajorPHAT April 20, 2017

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When someone gets hit by a object or an insult

"DUDE, johhny just got smurfed by that volleyball, AF."

by jhonny window April 24, 2019

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by Atxterrible1 September 01, 2022

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