jockey puss

Condition affecting girls who ride horses excessively. Resulting in an unusually large outer pussy area. Typically swollen and slightly discolored blueish or purple hue.

Audrey had such a "jockey puss" it was like folded bologna between two bananas.

by C.L. Cates June 23, 2014

Puss puss

What your friends call you when you won't hit that Fuckin fat Vape.

"Your such a puss puss"

by Nigqweer February 20, 2019

puss-nosis

Puss-nosis is when you have sex with a girl, and the sex was awesome. It was long exciting passionate, sweaty and felt oh so good! Such great sex in fact that you can't think straight. All you can think of is how great you both were in bed. You want to sleep right after, you don't want to do anything after that sex! Well maybe more sex. When that happens, her pussy left you in a state a puss-nosis.

Baby is everything ok? Yeah, I'm good, you just got me in a state of puss-nosis that pussy was too good.

by Father Chung. December 25, 2024

Puss Penis

Having a pimple on your penis

"Hey man why do you always spend so much time in the bathroom"
"Oh sorry, I've just got a Puss Penis

by Aj3900 February 15, 2017

Puss-lay-bean

A big puss with a large clit

Damn that girl had a puss-lay-bean

by Ilovemom_226 May 7, 2022

Bearded Puss

When you reach down her pants and feel her bush but it feels like your beard

You her bush straight up felt like my beard, it was like a bearded puss... that's why I shaved last night

by TheDankestOfMemeDealers2.0 August 27, 2018

Pussing P

pussing p means using penis in your moms mouth

im pussing p in your mom

by hayes price February 18, 2022