The term used for a very large, painful, and uncomfortable pimple located on your gluteus maximus, or more widely named, your butt.
Guy 1: "Hey man, you down for a couple drinks at the pub tonight?"
Guy 2: "Sorry man, I can't. I got a huge butt nipple my wife's supposed to take care of for me."
Guy 1: "Ah man, I understand. Butt nipples are a bitch."
Guy 2: "Sorry man, I can't. I got a huge butt nipple my wife's supposed to take care of for me."
Guy 1: "Ah man, I understand. Butt nipples are a bitch."
by WhatsUpFuttBuckers June 1, 2020
Get the Butt nipplemug. Something that is round about, needlessly complicated, or pointlessly/ unnecessarily difficult. Usually used in anger or despair. Can refer to an action, situation, object, or person. One who facilitates the unnecessary action is called a Nipple Twister. Origin of the phrase comes from the movie "The Wedding Singer" in which Adam Sandler's old neighbor proclaims that "you can't expect him to live forever with his sister and the nipple-twisting that goes on there." This refers to Adam Sandler's brother-in-law who likes his nipples twisted by his wife. Hence the previous definition.
Additional Reference: See any Passion Pit song for auditory version of a nipple-twist.
Additional Reference: See any Passion Pit song for auditory version of a nipple-twist.
(In a traffic jam.) Those nipple twisters closed off the road again! We had to take a detour that led us several miles out of the way. It was such a nipple twist to drive home!
(General Situation) Those nipple twisters were nipple twisting so badly, we had to twist our own nipples just so we could nipple twist back to where we started!
(General Situation) Those nipple twisters were nipple twisting so badly, we had to twist our own nipples just so we could nipple twist back to where we started!
by Nippletwister September 26, 2010
Get the Nipple Twistmug. A member of a not-so-secret and vaguely homoerotic society originating in Danville, California. A Nipple Ninja is fluent in many techniques of nipple flipping, and performs his art on unsuspecting victims. These moves (examples include: The horseshoe, the rainbow, the monkey wrench, and the Horny Hungarian) can be performed in friendly or unfriendly situations.
by Steve Kaye December 4, 2005
Get the Nipple Ninjamug. A condition whereby cold weather, moisture and/or lack of a brassiere forge the perfect storm of mammary offensiveness: rock-hard, lumpy, chilled little mounds of flesh protruding through one's shirt like tiny gherkins.
by Dr. Evil 518 April 6, 2011
Get the pickled nipplemug. Where your fucking cold or you have the gay-ass goose bumps, your nipples get fucking hard and pointy. Sometimes called pointy toys.
Man 1 "Dude did you see that slut with the pointy toys?" Man 2 "yeah you could see them through her white wet shirt!"
by Nipplewomen July 18, 2005
Get the Erect Nipplesmug. Someone who plays their guitar very high, so that the headstock of their guitar is at the same altitude as their nipple.
Although they are often teased by the faggoty emo/metal junkies, Nipple Riders are the only ones who can actually play a note properly.
Moral of the story: don't sacrifice tone just to look "cool".
Although they are often teased by the faggoty emo/metal junkies, Nipple Riders are the only ones who can actually play a note properly.
Moral of the story: don't sacrifice tone just to look "cool".
Emo kid: Eww look at that Nipple Rider!
Person: At least he's not a dick rider.
Emo kid: .... touche.
Girl: Whoa, you look and play guitar like a fucking g. I offer my pussy to you.
Nipple Rider: kthnx.
Person: At least he's not a dick rider.
Emo kid: .... touche.
Girl: Whoa, you look and play guitar like a fucking g. I offer my pussy to you.
Nipple Rider: kthnx.
by douchebagoftheinternet December 22, 2009
Get the Nipple Ridermug.