Smurf shoulders

When you carry a backpack for too long you get blue shoulders

I was poopy with smurf shoulders

by Peepeepoopoothesecond November 11, 2019

smurf syndrome

the result of being turned on for so long that your "little boys" turn blue, see blue balls

we made out for so long that I got smurf syndrome.

by mcotone March 24, 2010

Papa Smurf

The father of many gassed Jews during WW2

Papa smurf got gassed

by Genderfluid Beyblade April 19, 2017

Mississippi Mud Smurf

When you have sex in a porta-potty and it tips over with the occupants inside.

This concert is getting me so hot; do you want to go do a Mississippi Mud Smurf?

by medic1234 August 13, 2022

Smurf

Any woman or man who dyes their pubes the same color as their hair

"Bro I fucked a smurf last night!" "The fuck?" "Bro her pubes were the same color as her hair, Blue!!!"

by ButtlickingCunthole June 24, 2019

SMURF

Acronym for Sexist Misogyny Undermining Real Feminism. A fringe group of gender activists (mostly male) claiming that trans-women are biological women, and undermining the rights and historical struggle of real women.

A: You're a TERF!
B: You're a SMURF!

by buttercup451 May 16, 2022

Smurfed

When you complete an assignment in school and you think you completely outsmarted everyone and got 100 with ease.

“Tyler said he smurfed the AP Chem test”
“Mr. Schlooth said the he made the test hard so I don’t think Tyler is going to Smurf it.”

by Fluverrr December 15, 2021