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smurf

can I score some smurfs for the rave?
by Travis Torsak December 9, 2008
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Exjw Smurf Girl

An exjw activist who causes urban legends and rumors. Most are true and cause massive public humiliation to Jehovah’s Witnesses. They even cause drama for former JW… see Smurfgirled…
Boy, Whatshername Exjw Smurf Girl really did a number on her Uncle Tony Morris… She got him kicked off the Governing Body.
by Exjw Smurf Girl June 13, 2024
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Smurfed

When someone gets hit by a object or an insult
"DUDE, johhny just got smurfed by that volleyball, AF."
by jhonny window April 24, 2019
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Smurf cat

https: //youtu.be /SrK3wuYWhlQ

trust me....
by nummyskully October 2, 2023
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Smurf

(Verb)
Whilst having sex with a girl in a portaloo from behind, you force her face into the toilet and rinse her face with the blue cleaning agent. The girl then becoming a smurfette
As if Alex Elliott smurfed that girl at Leeds festival, Legend!
by Alex Smurf January 30, 2010
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smurf

You know Smurf ?” “Yea , he a real nigga .”
by blrrdd January 9, 2022
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Smurfed

To get blue balled. To get to the state of prime arousal only to be stopped short by the females unwillingness to carry out intercourse
Broooo, that bitch smurfed me last night. My nuts are still a bit achey this morning
by Sweetwater December 2, 2018
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