Monday

The day you are not allowed to be broken up with on.
Boy: I'm breaking up with you
Girl: You can't it's a Monday
by thehoneyofthebees November 01, 2021
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Monday is one seventh of your life. Monday is the most disliked day of the week, because kids have to go to school and most adults have to go to work. The weather is often dreary, the amount of work is unbearable and it puts you in a bad mood. On the bright side, it is the day that brings you closer to the next weekend.
-Sunday Night-
Me: The time has come. In 12 hours, it will be Monday. I must prepare. -Drinks gallons of hot milk-
by TheNorwegianOverlord February 21, 2018
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Monday

A day in the week.
Also known as the worst day in the whole week.
Mike: I have to go back to work on Monday.
Adam: fucking hell, that sucks.
by peepeepoopoo2101 March 22, 2022
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Monday

Broken= Tuesday I was through with hoping Monday
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Monday

Slap every guys ass and say dump truck.
On Monday U see a random guy. "Slaps ass" you say u got that dump truck.
by Bigdaddycum April 19, 2021
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Noun: Mondays are when we meet the koala lord and the kangaroo lord, along with our magic potion of Watson’s lychee soda. It also happens when we take millions of photos and selfies, like crazy people. We model ourselves with glassy glasses, on promotion BUY ONE GET ONE FREE. Sometimes, we TRY to practice (very hard indeed), but that never happens. If mom is reading this, YES I PRACTICE WHEN I GO TO MONDAYS AND DO ALLLL MY HOMEWORK. We (me) also eat 12000 packs of seaweed, --- new record, surplus package, my computer farts.
I love Mondays. I ran out of Monday tickets. Mondays, 100 dollars.
by where is the lychee soda January 06, 2022
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Monday is the 1st day of the week and start of the Work week, AKA the day Everyone needs coffee.

People hate it but let's be honest If it didn't exist then we would all hate Tuesday instead.
'Oh no It's Monday.'
by The_Actual_Definition March 15, 2023
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