doing a Chris Witcher

To lose your keys and then eventually find them in an obvious place

"John, we need to go, where are your keys?"

"I'm not sure, think I'm doing a Chris Witcher"

by PlantBasedRenegade February 25, 2024

Do a rhidian

To lick; bite ; kiss ; molest someone whilst under the influence of a montage of alcoholic beverages.

..look at that bird over there, she's just asking for me to "do a rhidian" on her.

by Bulko Bill November 7, 2007

do or die.

You're do or die is someone you'd do anything for or someone that would do anything for you even on the limit of death.

"Dude I love her man"
"You do?"
"Yeah, she's my do or die."

by msam𝓔ricana. February 4, 2024

doing the Markus

When you ask for a round and are the last to come.

Dude why did you pull the Markus on us??
Sorry i was golfing the whole morning and didn't tell you because why the fuck should I.

My girlfriend was doing the Markus on me yesterday ...

by YoloGunthi123 October 10, 2021

do the charlotte

Harming yourself or being submissive to any act that is in form of being physically abusive to oneself.

“Holy tickle my boobs, she did the Charlotte”
“Honayyy do the Charlotte & I will cry”

by Honayyyyy June 1, 2018

The do

“The do” is a word miss pronunciation by a very fat pimply ogre that can’t pronounce words with letter “R” in them. “The Do” is used to describe a insanely obese, unhealthy, boogerball, nigger minded human.

“Yo nigga! have you seen The Do?” “Last time i saw The Do, he was eating cookies while playing with his fatty pimples” “Damn The Do is one fatass nigga!”

by Mr.Niggerly February 22, 2023

Doing a Jaffa

Being extremely indecisive in all aspects of life

Eg. You said you were going to get a cat for the last 2 years. You are always doing a Jaffa

by Rando5405 October 14, 2018