When you lube up your asshole with peanut butter (chunky if preferred) and a dick or dildo with unspecified jam or jelly and fuck the asshole and then suck mixture the dick or dildo.
by Batwoman1994 December 28, 2018

The amount of time you have already established in your head that this boring conversation will be over. Works also with, dinner parties, weddings, and of course relationships.
guy 1) Hey are you coming over to Jay Z's for the Super Bowl?
guy2) I thought about it but I bet he'll bust out baby pictures, I may go and just time close him for one hour
guy2) I thought about it but I bet he'll bust out baby pictures, I may go and just time close him for one hour
by NickyLags February 19, 2012

by Tiddie time October 20, 2018

… Don't leave me all alone
I'm picking up the pieces (I'm picking up the pieces)
Don't leave me all alone
I'm picking up the pieces (I'm picking up the pieces)
Don't leave me all alone
I'm picking up the pieces (I'm picking up the pieces)
Don't leave me all alone
… Hey
If we can solve any problem
Then why do we lose so many tears?
Oh, so you go again
When the leading man appears
… Always the same thing
Can't you see
We've got everything
Going on and on and on
… Every time you go away
You take a piece of me with you
I'm picking up the pieces (I'm picking up the pieces)
Don't leave me all alone
I'm picking up the pieces (I'm picking up the pieces)
Don't leave me all alone
I'm picking up the pieces (I'm picking up the pieces)
Don't leave me all alone
… Hey
If we can solve any problem
Then why do we lose so many tears?
Oh, so you go again
When the leading man appears
… Always the same thing
Can't you see
We've got everything
Going on and on and on
… Every time you go away
You take a piece of me with you
Every time you go away
You take a piece of me with you, ooh
… Go on and go free, yeah
Maybe you're too close to see
I can feel your body move
Doesn't mean that much to me
… I can't go on
Saying the same thing
'Cause can't you see?
We got everything
Baby, even though you know
… Every time you go away, yeah
You take a piece of me with you, oh
Every time you go away
You take a piece of me with you, ooh
… Oh
… I can't go on
Saying the same thing
'Cause, baby, can't you see?
We got everything
Going on and on and on
… Every time you go away
You take a piece of me with you
Every time you go away
You take a piece of me with you
… Picking up the pieces
Every time you go away (ooh)
You take a piece of me with you (be careful)
Every time you go away (every time you go)
You take a piece of me with you
You take a piece of me
Every time you go away (oh)
You take a piece of me with you (every time you go)
You take a piece of me with you, ooh
… Go on and go free, yeah
Maybe you're too close to see
I can feel your body move
Doesn't mean that much to me
… I can't go on
Saying the same thing
'Cause can't you see?
We got everything
Baby, even though you know
… Every time you go away, yeah
You take a piece of me with you, oh
Every time you go away
You take a piece of me with you, ooh
… Oh
… I can't go on
Saying the same thing
'Cause, baby, can't you see?
We got everything
Going on and on and on
… Every time you go away
You take a piece of me with you
Every time you go away
You take a piece of me with you
… Picking up the pieces
Every time you go away (ooh)
You take a piece of me with you (be careful)
Every time you go away (every time you go)
You take a piece of me with you
You take a piece of me
Every time you go away (oh)
You take a piece of me with you (every time you go)
by Death Menace February 2, 2023

Based on the G.O.A.T golfer, Tiger Woods.
When you’re having a shit round of golf, you should say “it’s tiger time” , trust me you’ll have the best round of golf in your life.
When you’re having a shit round of golf, you should say “it’s tiger time” , trust me you’ll have the best round of golf in your life.
Golfer #1: Wow you’re literally playing the worst golf ever.
Golfer #2: Don’t worry bro, it’s tiger time
Golfer #2: Don’t worry bro, it’s tiger time
by Mano167 March 21, 2025

by Sexydimma June 20, 2021
