Double Thrusters

Big, curly hair that looks like a floating bush. Aka Courtney’s hair when she has two buns in.

BRRRUM BRUMMMM, DOUBLE THRUSTERS!

by ilovebighair May 29, 2019

double edged

someone that doesn't care about who they're going to fuck, a bissexual person.

Richie — Man, Susie couldn't stop teasing me last night.
Felix — Doesn't she have a girlfriend, though?
Richie — Yeah but she's double edged, so I'd probably get twice the pussy.

by exact-@-mundo November 17, 2018

double chiblumpkin

As a man, you begin by taking a shit into the back tank of a toilet (top-shelf pooping). Your girl is taking a shit on the main seat but straddling it in reverse so she can blow you. All the while you are consuming a Chipotle burrito.

Dude I had to clean the tank of my toilet after my girl an I went to Chipotle and once we got home things got a little crazy and we ended up doing the Double Chiblumpkin in our bathroom...glorious!

by louiedog April 05, 2014

Double Handing

1. When your penis is so big you have to jack off with both hands.

2. When you jack off with both hands to simulate the feeling of a vagina.

Jamie was double handing to Ariana Grande pictures during Lunch break in the bathroom

by fivesome April 02, 2015

Double Stunna

The situation that is created when two people simultaneously post up at the urinals and are unable to urinate due to awkwardness. Both people must abort their attempts for the situation to be considered an orthodox double stunna - extremely rare.

I was in the handicapped stall and I saw Rufus and Cornelius execute a picture perfect Double Stunna.

by 4dm1n December 11, 2008

double under

After a long night of drinking, when you need to puke and shit at the same time, you bring the trash can between your legs while on the toilet and squeeze as hard as you can. This act can be seen as pinching a raw sausage in the middle and pushing the meat out of the casing from both ends. If severely hungover, this is the best case scenario to efficiently exhume all remnants from the night before. Male side effects from this maneuver usually cause awkward boners.

" Man, John pulled the double under this morning. He must have had one hell of a night!"

by whiskyshits March 11, 2014

Double tasking

The act of preforming manual pleasure on ones partner while simultaneously utilizing the functionality of your smart device.

Ol’ Nance is sitting over there with her boyfriend double tasking. What a whore.

by Bowlinggod January 12, 2019