by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025
Get the Either I Am Being framed Or I Am Deaf Because I Process Frequency Way Too Latemug. That isn't what I did Jordan, you are trying to do that do me actively and if you succeed it'll cost you.
Hym "The problem with my future self is that a lot of people who are making the decisions around this aren't going to be there. So it's too late for any of that."
by Hym Iam September 9, 2025
Get the Too latemug. The act of aborting a bowel movement before full evacuation, sometimes mid-release, usually due to other obligations in one’s daily schedule. This often results in an uncomfortable turtlenecking of the rectum until defecation can be resumed.
I went to take a sh*t this morning but had to have a late turd abortion to make it to the meeting on time. Had to clench for 2 hours straight and it was unbearable. But at least my asshole will be stronger for the next one.
by OzzySnozzy October 11, 2021
Get the Late turd abortionmug. by Eastcanners July 21, 2019
Get the Late Bloomermug. by chris & randy December 14, 2008
Get the tea-a-latemug. mother: Joseph, stop interrupting. I don't like that, that, whatever, what yumma call it, the medicine you digest so well lately. This anti-social habit won't get you anywhere in life. And Joseph, also please improve your vocabulary. I didn't raise you to such a rotten apple
Joseph: go scratch yourself. I will not stop interrupting, just because you want me to.
Joseph: go scratch yourself. I will not stop interrupting, just because you want me to.
by Sexydimma December 19, 2012
Get the the medicine you digest so well latelymug. When you take home a biddy on Friday or Saturday after the club, she stays over, then you hit it one more time in the morning, and, while as you are coming, she realizes she is late for brunch with all her single girl friends.
Yo, shawty was hobbling to the bathroom with cum dripping da ass, screaming: “I’m late for brunch.. I’m late for brunch !!”
by RonJon2000 August 27, 2022
Get the Late for Brunchmug.