Cougar honey is the substance that leaks from an excited, horny, and in need of cock older women's vagina when she is being hit on by a younger man (cub).
Dad: boy how was Cougar and Cub night
Son: well Dad I had this hot cougar last night and had a crazy and will time but I still can't get this cougar honey smell of my ball sack.
Dad: Well son, should have used a ball cincher to keep them boys back.
Son: well Dad I had this hot cougar last night and had a crazy and will time but I still can't get this cougar honey smell of my ball sack.
Dad: Well son, should have used a ball cincher to keep them boys back.
by Clamer March 12, 2020
Much better than your standard cougar. A show cougar is one that must always be kept on a leash when in a public setting. Not only does it prevent the cougar from escaping, it allows you to gently tug the chain and whisper "easy there show cougar" whenever she is getting a bit too frisky.
Bro that Josie chick is a total show cougar. You better get the leashes on her before somebody else does.
by Foodst4mp April 12, 2023
After a hot and steamy night with a "cougar," in the shower, on the counter, maybe even on the floor; she leaves you unexpectedly under cover of the night. May result in a deep deep depression, and possibly a sweet porn video you filmed without her knowledge.
"Hey man did you bring any chicks home after you left the bar?"
Ya bro, but i totally got COUGAR-STOMPED!
Ya bro, but i totally got COUGAR-STOMPED!
by 38-ProfessorOfMadness November 28, 2010
by Sexydimma November 25, 2013
by Sexydimma November 25, 2013
(based on , but absolutely NOT related to, the internet site cougarlife.com, hence two words)
a life based on hedonism, immorality and amorality
a life based on hedonism, immorality and amorality
If you want to know what a cougar's life is, and how to live one, you can ask an a deutsche schwein like Hugh Hefner or Bernie Madoff
by Sexydimma August 27, 2014
by Sexydimma March 09, 2017