IX Swift

IX Swift is a player in a game called creative destruction that has no skill

IX Swift is the worst player on team ix

by julianaurbina96@gmail.com April 24, 2021

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Swift-Pie

When you’re 69ing and the girl swiftly sits on your dick, just as you begin to cum.

It was legendary, she was sucking my dick and finished it off with a swift-pie

by Andrew30 October 25, 2020

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Australian Colloquialism linked to the contact sport Australian Rules Football (AFL). Legally disposing of the ball in a rapid fashion by punching it out of one hand using the other, usually to avoid being tackled by the opposition.

Metaphoric application in non sporting application indicates instantaneous delegation to a peer or subordinate.

I wasn't too keen on doing that job, so I gave John the swift handball.

by granddolph January 27, 2021

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Dr. Swift

Oh, oops. DOCTOR Swift. It's DOCTOR now. I totally forgot about that. DOCTOR Swift terrorized newlyweds with fireworks.

Hym "Right. She's a DOCTOR now. Dr. Swift. A doctor of what? Hmm.......... Fine Arts. That makes sense... You know, now that I think about it... Where the hell is MY doctorate? I should be getting more things. I'm not getting enough things. A Doctorate, a signed portal gun, a mauser C96, 100 red balloons, aaaaaaaaaand..... Hmmm.... And a physical from Dr. Swift... Those are my demands! Meet them or perish!"

by Hym Iam September 25, 2023

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