strike and slap

An advanced sales technique used by experienced salespeople. When a customer is being an idiot, the salesman will strike the table loudly with his hands to get the customer's attention. As the customer looks up find out what just happened, a forceful SLAP to the face from the salesman is the final finishing move. When used, this technique asserts dominance.

Hey bro. I had to break out the Ole strike and slap on that idiot.

by Love Stinks January 5, 2024

Rei Strike

A strange red haired woman with a bad mouth

Person 1: Did you hear what that redhead said to that woman?

Person 2: No, what she say?

Person 1: She said "Go suck your mum, you absolute whore"

Person 2: Shes definitely called R

Person 1: Did you hear what that redhead said to that woman?

Person 2: No, what she say?

Person 1: She said "Go suck your mum, you absolute whore"

Person 2: Shes definitely called Rei Strike

by Lesbian.fuckass September 4, 2021

striking it rich in alaska

When you pour motor or crude oil into a girl's asshole or vagina, so that when you shove your dick in, oil sprays out.

Guy 1: I was striking it rich in alaska with the girl last night
Guy 2: Nice, you're practically part of OPEC

by MilkyEggWhites September 19, 2016

fat girl hunger strike

When you are hungry but the food or the person offering the food is not appealing.

I’m not hungry for salad but 3 slices go down easy..... fat girl hunger strike

When you’re husband brings home pizza for dinner but he pissed you off this morning so no .... fat girl hunger strike

When a bitch offers you a cookie but you hate her so no ...... fat girl hunger strike

by Lumber Natty May 11, 2021

Cock strikes noon

When you get a boner, referring to both hands on the clock pointing up when it is noon

The cock strikes noon when one watches porn or with their significant other

by Jiminy cherrypopper February 9, 2015

long strike

A foul ball in baseball.

He thought it was a home run, but it was just a 'long strike'.

by thebottlefarm July 18, 2017

Three finger fluster strike

When you surprise her by putting 3 fingers in her pussy.

I totally pulled a three finger fluster strike on her!

by Alek Wright February 23, 2022