by user847388 January 2, 2025
Get the Cougarmug. An older woman, defined as a Cougar, who is up to date on all the latest personal landscaping trends.
As the Cougar disrobed before me , I took note of her well groomed landing strip and realized she was no ordinary cougar; she was a Bald Cougar.
by elsyds29 August 5, 2021
Get the Bald Cougarmug. A cougar tube is the dick of a man that is 10 years younger than a specific woman that is 40 and over.
by Leftcoast3333 September 6, 2016
Get the cougar tubemug. A woman that typically flirts with, hits on, or dates younger men. The age gap is usually legal. Cougars aren’t very common because most women are normally attracted to men the same age or slightly older than them.
by ApplemuncherPB March 12, 2025
Get the Cougarmug. Cougar honey is the substance that leaks from an excited, horny, and in need of cock older women's vagina when she is being hit on by a younger man (cub).
Dad: boy how was Cougar and Cub night
Son: well Dad I had this hot cougar last night and had a crazy and will time but I still can't get this cougar honey smell of my ball sack.
Dad: Well son, should have used a ball cincher to keep them boys back.
Son: well Dad I had this hot cougar last night and had a crazy and will time but I still can't get this cougar honey smell of my ball sack.
Dad: Well son, should have used a ball cincher to keep them boys back.
by Clamer March 12, 2020
Get the cougar honeymug. by Manther Costello October 29, 2020
Get the Cougar Hawkmug. Different species of girl who can be compared to a "Love Cougar" or various types of predatory lion. They prefer to prey upon their helpless younger adopted asian sister. Most of the time ending in death which is why the Mom has to constantly re-adopt asian children in an effort to reduce the population in China.
"Hey bro wanna hang out with Liz tonight?"
"Idk yet man, my mom said to watch out because she has an asain fetish. do you know what that is?"
"Oh yeah i heard she was a Liz-Cougar"
"Idk yet man, my mom said to watch out because she has an asain fetish. do you know what that is?"
"Oh yeah i heard she was a Liz-Cougar"
by BackseatBanger January 26, 2009
Get the Liz-Cougarmug.