Holy Dugger Dick Monkey

A saying that a redneck would say if the saw something that literally scare the shit outta them

Holy dugger dick monkey, those damn possum with their nasty red just scare the shit outta me.

by Redneck0?rtasf March 11, 2017

Winged Monkeys in the Media

All of the subservient little morons in the media who deliver the DNC's message to the masses. The message, although usually destructive to the country, is delivered in a sing-songity "Aren't we glad we're all part of this" tone which drives its acceptance.

"The Winged Monkeys in the Media will say this is all normal and natural, you are only imagining higher prices for groceries, Ukraine is a democracy, and Trump is Hitler's lying taint."
--Scott Adams on X

by geekmalone July 1, 2024

a monkey

A term for £500 English pounds or an amount equal to £500 pounds

Got a monkey on my feet like it’s common sense - J Hus (He’s wearing shoes that cost £500)

by Noysey Voysey April 15, 2024

monkey slander

When someone says strait cap

this Spanish test is monkey slander

by crewvila January 31, 2023

Monkey Smasher

Having consentual sexual relations with a female.

'That guy is a good monkey smasher, he smashed my monkey real good!"

by Tkolee September 6, 2010

monkeying around

The act of goofing off and the involvement in any suspicious activities.

Hey you saw Aziz and Akhil over in the corner there yesterday? Yea, they were definitely monkeying around! (Aziz + Akhil = 2 monkeys)

by RPDS Demo September 4, 2023

I love you nigga dog monkey

When you see your best friend for the first time in 4 months and twelve days

Yo! What up man! I love you nigga dog monkey!

by Simon Yeager March 4, 2024