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Time Travel

ok so basically you go to a different date than the current but then the new time is the current and so you just changed the present but not your present and theres just like ten million billion trillion paradoxes that destroy the fabric of time that kill everything so just dont please
I dont like Time Travel it is bad do not do time travel.
by The God-Tier Roaster October 17, 2020
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Corona Time

Ees corona time! The time of the corona. Quarantine is shit. Ees corona time!
by alpaka fbi open up spies April 21, 2020
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Ryan time

Something that someone named Ryan says as he orgasms to impress his girlfriend
Last night Mr. Myrbold said it’s Ryan time to me and it was so hot
by Outchman November 20, 2023
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Russian Time Bomb

The act of filling a girls vagina with vodka, inserting a tampon, leaving it to soak for a predetermined amount of time, extracting the tampon, and sucking out the liquor all before you lose your boner.
Her: How long do you think you could last under a Russian Time Bomb?

Him: With or without viagra?
by Happyfun222 June 25, 2024
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Untitled's fun time

Where a gender fluid person has sex with another gender fluid person that look like videogame characters. The two people ussaly are ok to show sexual affection to each other infront of close friends.
They had Untitled's Fun Time
by UntitledArtistAndAnimator October 15, 2017
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Cunt Times

Cunt times is worse than the worst experience. It is a sequence of events that has you wanting to go tear your hair out… usually at some trivial idiot that is making tour life difficult with their petty interference.
It’s been absolutely cunt times trying to get my refund from the hotel; it’s taken three phone calls yesterday (where I was disconnected twice) and 1.5 hours on the phone last night and those unaccomodating fuckwits still refuse to give me all my cash back.
by Mick E P August 11, 2021
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First time prisoner defense

The first time prisoner defense is a self-defense move which involves pooping yourself or your pants in order to avoid being raped.

This can be done by both men and women in any context, but was popularized as a grimy prison tactic.
"Damn, I heard George is going to prison for murder. I hope he brings lube hahaha"

"Hahaha I hope he tries the first time prisoner defense out."
by BadgerNoise February 26, 2022
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