Russian Time Bomb

The act of filling a girls vagina with vodka, inserting a tampon, leaving it to soak for a predetermined amount of time, extracting the tampon, and sucking out the liquor all before you lose your boner.

Her: How long do you think you could last under a Russian Time Bomb?

Him: With or without viagra?

by Happyfun222 June 25, 2024

First time Gay

A homoerotic individual that wants to be the first one to take another individual's virginity

Bro is just a first time Gay over here lined up ready to introduce them to his desires of what he thinks is a good time.

by Debon5 June 26, 2024

Chidi-time

Chidi-time runs at least 3 hours either side of GMT. It is neither past nor present but, both at the same time.

Your mum is on Chidi-time, she will be here at some point in the past, present or future.

by WGStwat July 2, 2024

Time

You profiting off of my labor is no different that me losing money you piece of shit you are going to pay for all of it.

Hym "You're wasting your own time and I'm not going to let you waste mine. Making money off my labor without paying is me losing money. Give me my money or you might as well bring me a kid to stab."

by Hym Iam July 5, 2024

Time Skip

In movies or stories, a 'Time Skip' is a narrative device where the story jumps through time

"The last chapter had a ten-year time skip, and suddenly everyone was having kids, mortgages and unpaid water taxes"

by DictionaryDecimator July 7, 2024

If you spend enough time around Christianity

You'll become Christian? What!? How!? By way of osmosis!? Maybe I gave you more credit than you deserve.

Hym "And what do you mean by that? If you spend enough time around Christianity you become Christian. Then how do you explain people like Matt Dillahunty? Or maybe... Yoi set up an environmental trap... Maybe mimic the delusions of reference associated with schizophrenia and torment the people into converting into your incest cult. They'd be like a grasshopper on concrete. And if Christianity is just this nebulous thing rhen what even is it? Eaching crackers once a week with your incest friends? If I eat crackers and drink wine am I a Christian, Alex? Does celebrating a PAGAN winter festival that Christians STOLE (which is a sin) make me a Christian or does it make me a Pagan?"

by Hym Iam July 9, 2024

Tendy Time

A form of self care; A tender moment where you check in on how you’re feeling and tend to your needs by treating yourself to chicky tendies.

Just cuz we indulge in a tendy time once in a while (often), doesn’t mean we don’t also enjoy adult food, we just don’t discriminate.

by Thetendyking July 10, 2024