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Watering My Monkey

An excuse to tell your friend when you aren't really busy, but don't actually want to spend time with them either.
"Hey Elizabeth, can you hang out tonight" "No, sorry, I'm watering my monkey tonight"
by thndrchunky December 1, 2016
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Monkey ball

Jaden broke his elbow playing Monkey Ball
by Rigurousally May 10, 2018
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Peanut Butter Monkey Tail

A result of anal sex resulting in a male member becoming slathered in feces.
That bitch is dirty, if you fuck her don’t do anal you will end up with a peanut butter monkey tail.
by LilXangie May 22, 2024
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patio monkey

somewhat related to porch monkey; but has a caucasion spin; someone that sits on their patio and does not have a job, they mostly talking about building patios
I was walking by the rose garden and some patio monkey with a plaid shirt on tried to preform cunnilingus on me.
by big saaf November 9, 2009
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Grease Monkey

When you are cooking with grease in a pan or fryer and it pops flinging grease out.
Watch out for the grease monkeys! They will burn your hands!
by Tfrickndizzle April 27, 2015
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Monkey

A watermelon slurpin', popeyes munchin', kool aid lovin', gang sign repping', chain dragging', tree hanging', cotton picking', cross burning', track running', basket ball playing', blues singing', night time thieving', cracker hating ', sneaker stealing', car jacking', no father', food stamp', jail living', big nose', big lip', child support skipping', pants sagging', single mother having', weed smoking', gang banging', drug dealing', opp killing', vine swinging', trap house living', whip scar having', fellow inhabiting the place we know called Compton
My friend Jontavius is such a monkey, he waited in line for 3hrs to get popeyes
by Jasontavius March 25, 2022
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white knuckle monkey fist

The act of stroking one's penis with such vigorous strength and aggression that it causes one's knuckles to turn white.
Bro, it's been so long since my girl let me hit that I had to give myself the ol' white knuckle monkey fist.
by Elfistothemagnifico March 29, 2023
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