An excuse to tell your friend when you aren't really busy, but don't actually want to spend time with them either.
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by LilXangie May 22, 2024
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I was walking by the rose garden and some patio monkey with a plaid shirt on tried to preform cunnilingus on me.
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Get the Monkey mug.The act of stroking one's penis with such vigorous strength and aggression that it causes one's knuckles to turn white.
Bro, it's been so long since my girl let me hit that I had to give myself the ol' white knuckle monkey fist.
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