Shackie one time

When, you get pulled over by the police, and end up in jail that night. It only takes one time!

or when you happen to pull a girl and get her in the shack sack for a lay back tap tap. also known as a one night stand.

example 1. hey man did you hear about Nasi? no what? He got shackie one timed, for not having the set tags! He also had that snap crackle and pop, in his trunk.

example 2. So what happend last night with you and that blondie? man you don't want to know. did you shackie one time that?

by Abtrainowtheeast January 14, 2011

The Time Traveler

The act of smashing a clock with a hammer and forcing the jagged debris into a small sock and covering it it lubricant and then violently fitting it in somones anus only to remove it after 48 hours

Mr Morris hit me with The Time Traveler in the tesco's toilet and my anus is very saw

by echo419monty69 July 25, 2022

《.7.9.7.6.》!!!the time for doubt is over now you must go after your number one goal with total commitment and total self belief!!!《.7.9.7.6.》

《.7.9.7.6.》!!!the time for doubt is over now you must go after your number one goal with total commitment and total self belief!!!《.7.9.7.6.》

《.7.9.7.6.》!!!the time for doubt is over now you must go after your number one goal with total commitment and total self belief!!!《.7.9.7.6.》

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 11, 2025

Microwave Time

The bs amount of time frozen food says it takes to cook your food

Me: This burrito says it will cook in 1:50, but account for microwave time I'll put it in for two and a half minutes.

by Somewhat Schizo October 12, 2021

Snyder time

Snyder time: When life is ~10% or greater in slow motion for you. You slow things down, willfully, and exorbitant details which you share with friends have nothing to do with anything helpful to helping you or the plot succeed. Lifestyle choice where a lot of caring people with impacted time & lives on the line hate you, but you act confidently enough to assure “the rest” your dream makes sense and is truly novel. To be on Snyder time you must be born rich, or on “Kanye level” of self-assurance.

“Wow. You took 5 hrs to write a 200 word email? You must be operating on ‘Snyder time’.”
“Ffs, with proper internet and management the DMV could process my ID in 20 seconds. Why are they, still on ‘Snyder time’?”
“Not sure if my partner taking 5 hrs to get ready is ‘extra’ or they just operating on ‘Snyder time’.”

by sheamusvonirish April 18, 2021

soggy time machine

When you look at your girlfriend Whilst fucking her nan

Yeah man I totally had a soggy Time Machine last night

by Lal November 9, 2018

Borrowed Time

On scorched earth return me to be a simple man
I am destined by the gods to walk this land
An embittered poet, a slave to this black blade
Oh, my heart still searches for truth, a lost age

I have loved, I have lost
I have killed those who have loved me so
I have loved, at what cost
Lord, I don't know
I'm living on borrowed time
I'm living on borrowed time

These robes, purple royal, claim me their own
From a city lost in dust, I stand alone
Evil thoughts; evil minds; must I live like I do?
Without fear, on borrowed time she helps me through

I have loved, I have lost
I have killed those who have loved me so
I have loved, at what cost
Lord, I don't know
I'm living on borrowed time
I'm living on borrowed time

On scorched earth return me to be a simple man
I am destined by the gods to walk this land
To search for love, to search for love
All in my heart, is this enough love...
As Satan's child, I stand alone in hand
I'm a nomad of this desert, barren lands
My time is short, wild gods of air and sea
Stand by your corruption, and thrive by sorcery

I have loved, I have lost
I have killed those who have loved me so
I have loved, at what cost
Lord, I don't know
I'm living on borrowed time
I'm living on borrowed time
I'm living on borrowed time
I'm living on borrowed time

by Death Menace May 23, 2023