WTF

WTF- why the face?

guy: *major cumshot*

girl: what the fuck *disgusted expression*
guy: ??
girl: why the face? "WTF"

by xarthy April 20, 2022

WTF

In a text I got from my mom, apperintly, it means Wednesday, Thursday, Friday

Son: I'm go to Jack's house this week
Mom: WTF
Son: friday

by YOLO gamer here April 17, 2020

Wtf?

Stands for 'where's the food'.
Usually used with a question mark.
Could potentially be used with an exclamation point.

'Mom, wtf? There's nothing in the fridge.'
'Oh honey, don't you remember. You ate everything after you had your mental breakdown yesterday.'

by Wtf? Wtf. September 23, 2018

WTF

what the fuck NOT WORLD TRAIT FED. OR WHAT EVER THAT DEF WAS

WTF MAN I CALLED DIBS

by JOHN ESKO September 8, 2016

WTF

Something you say when you want to sound like your actually surprised.

WTF that person is eating ketchup, with a banana (but secretly you do it too).

by #Whatdoyoumeani'm_crazy May 12, 2022

WTF

It stands for what the fuck

Woman one: WTF girl why do you drink so much beer?
Woman 2: because I'm in labor.
Woman one: girl why?!
Woman 2: because my baby is an alcoholic.
Woman one: :0

by dude stan September 6, 2022

Wtf

Where's the fountain

Dad we are in california wtf

by Ndjn October 11, 2020