March 4th

National tickle day. On this day it is 100% legal to tickle your friend or partner at any time, as much as you want to. Best of luck :)

Friend: It’s March 4th. You know what that means?
Other friend: *nervous sweating*
Friend: CMERE BOI >:)

by Divvy March 18, 2022

march 16

When she say she wanna smash, but you look up her address and she moved to Ohio

Guy 1: hey where did Girl go?
Guy 2: she totally March 16th me

by 99coronasonawall March 16, 2020

marching band

The group of musicians that get more trophies than the football team and they never get recognized

The marching band is having extra practice.

by 871263489725t2187ry1289try9128 October 11, 2018

March 25

national grab tittie is a day where you can anybody’s titties whenever and where ever

did you hear that it’s national grab tittie day March 25?

by Mo🦋 March 24, 2022

March 6

One of best things happened on this day

Tall guy: Hey you know what day it is.

Cute girl: Yeah, its march 6
Tall guy : Its also the day that something cool happened.

Cute: woah youre right.

by Somerandomguy&3782 January 29, 2021

March 5th

National Pop a titte day for your bf

Oh it’s March 5th, I Gotta pop a tittes for my bf

by Eichiazami February 26, 2022

17th March

The 17th of March is traditionally known as fuck a friend day. On this day, 2 people who are normally friends put everything aside for the night to have sex.

Guy: Today’s the 17th March, can we fuck?
Girl: Just for today, because it’s fuck a friend day.

by Hammer40k March 16, 2021