destroy your dick december

Simular to no nut November but the opposite as on the first you massterbate 1 time on the second 2 times until the 31 you massterbate 31 times for a total of 496 times in December

“Are you gonna participate in destroy your dick december?”

“Hell na man my dick will come probably fall off.”

by sgstd November 20, 2017

December 8

December 8th is national Crackhead Day! So you can be yourself little Johnny!

Why are you so dumb today? Oh wait, it’s December 8th!

by Mr._Meep November 17, 2019

December 2

It’s national throw an orange day. At school, get an orange and fling it across the cafeteria.

Billy-bob: *flings orange at teacher*
Teacher: GO TO THE PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE!
Billy-bob: but it’s December 2!

by Wasbiii November 28, 2019

December 6

Hug your crush and tell her or him that you love them. :) (Hope it turns out well!)

Isaac: I love you
Daniela: Ew what
Isaac: It's December 6! *Hugs*
Daniela: DON'T TOUCH ME!

by Decemberisthebest! December 5, 2019

December 7th

National Dick Day

Its december 7th its time for dick

by Dick God 666 December 6, 2019

December 26

Crazy bishhhh, but lovable, she is always on face time with her friends and look up for her friends

Look that crazy bish was born on December 26
Friend:I’m not surprised

by Bisss October 26, 2019

December 15th

If you where born on this day slap someone named alyssa

When’s yo birthday

December 15th
Oh go slap alyssa

by Ifuckedyomom69420 November 3, 2019