when 2 people make a deal that they are going to do something but both of them know that it is unlikely that they'll do it/ it actually happens but they talk like they will for sure do it/ it will for sure happen
person 1: there is a party tomorrow wanna come.
person 2: cant I need to be in Berlin the day after tomorrow at 10 am.
person1: just take a plane to berlin when the party is dead at like 3 am
person 2: your right let's do it!
person 3: now that a seb pitzu deal if I ever heard one smh
person 1 and 2: Nah fuck you man
the next day person 2 says he can't make it and person 1 goes to the party alone.
person 2: cant I need to be in Berlin the day after tomorrow at 10 am.
person1: just take a plane to berlin when the party is dead at like 3 am
person 2: your right let's do it!
person 3: now that a seb pitzu deal if I ever heard one smh
person 1 and 2: Nah fuck you man
the next day person 2 says he can't make it and person 1 goes to the party alone.
by pitzu January 29, 2020
Get the seb pitzu dealmug. Generally used in the negative to refer to someone who lacks deal factor. It is the quality where people can deal with changes in plan, changes in circumstances, without going above threshold or overreacting.
John? He’s got like no deal factor. We changed the time for brunch by 15 minutes and he freaked out.
by Blider March 19, 2025
Get the deal factormug. A person who constantly jumps from one job, deal, or opportunity to another, always pecking around for the best possible payoff. They have zero loyalty and make moves based purely on self-interest—whether it’s for a higher salary, better perks, or personal gain. Like a chicken scavenging for crumbs, they’ll flock anywhere the juiciest deal is.
Don’t waste time training him he’s a deal chicken. He’ll quit as soon as someone offers an extra dollar.
by knivkiev September 8, 2025
Get the Deal Chickenmug. When you rub your finger around a woman's vagina whilst masturbating, before shouting "Oh yeah! This is The Real Deal!" and proceeding to ejaculate on her.
by blr416 April 25, 2025
Get the The Real Dealmug. n. Any business transaction that makes millions for apparently aimless, non-executive types.
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Come on. We'll sell dad's beer cap collection and buy a roadside petting zoo. Weasels! Badgers! It'll be great!
Sounds like a duck deal.
Exactly. You in?
Sounds like a duck deal.
Exactly. You in?
by Lobsterbeybuoy August 31, 2013
Get the duck dealmug. by orangepengwin January 21, 2015
Get the it's a big deal okaymug. ..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...
..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025
Get the ..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...mug.