Sloppy Alan

A Sloppy Alan is when you shart but catch it with your ass cheeks so it never touches your pants. Leaving pants clean thus not resulting in shit pants.

Bro #1. Bro I just sharted Bro.

Bro #2. Bro you gotta go change Bro?

Bro #1. Nah Bro I caught it with my butt cheeks and it never touched my pants!

Bro #2. Tight! A Sloppy Alan!

Bro #1. Sloppy Alan!

Bro #1 and Bro #2 High-five.

by RyButtnik October 5, 2023

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alan

he is bonkers

alan is bonkers

by baldbrandon March 30, 2023

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Alan Martinez

literally one of the sweetest guys out there, can be a tease but I’d really hot asf lol

some person: ayo is that Alan Martinez?
me: mhm

some person: is he single?
me: nah his with me lol rekt

by axisiting March 8, 2021

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Alan walker

Overrated generic trashy pop shit music maker from norway. He constantly remakes and copy&pastes music from other people because he can't make any original good music.
His fanbase is mostly teenagers, kids and dumb normies.

Fuck alan walker, he uses ghost producer. That guy is untalented trash.

by 4nt1n0rm13 January 20, 2024

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Alan

The nicest person out there, it is easy to become friends with him. He is the type of person who would do anything to make the people he cares about happy. Words to describe him: smart, generous, caring, kind, cute :), talented, and funny. He is a complete sweetheart and can't stay mad at someone for more than 30 seconds. He is literally flawless and can make the perfect friend, or something even more. Once you meet an Alan, you'll never want to let him go. Once he leaves, it may be hard for him to come back.

Person 1: You know that guy who is really good at guitar and volunteers at the animal shelter?

Person 2: Oh him? Yeah, his name is Alan.

Person 1: Really? No surprise there :)

by anonymous November 21, 2021

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