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your balls are fucked mate

your balls are looking fucked as fuck. they got gangrene and all kinds of nasty shit on them like dried smegma and cum and also john flansburghs facial tattoo thst you got in prison from a crack needle
guest 1 says: "your balls are fucked mate"

guest 2 says: "i activated stiky keys on my keyboard"

guest 3 says: STR
by cockwafer June 13, 2024
mugGet the your balls are fucked matemug.

R-Strategy Mating

So... Noah? Right? Because he's the one who did the thing. Yeah, no, he's a piece of shit. Totally. But so is anyone else doing the thing to me that you are all doing. So there... You all suck. Complete fucking bums.
Hym "On a different note: I am CLEARLY better than everyone. R-Strategy mating is better than an incest ritual. I think I'll just do that."
by Hym Iam July 26, 2024
mugGet the R-Strategy Matingmug.

Whom-mate

The word to use instead of "sibling" to emphasize that is all we have in common or to do with each other now.
"No I don't have any brothers and sisters, I cut contact with them. We are only Whom-mates"
by 2ndpeehole January 29, 2023
mugGet the Whom-matemug.

oi mate

oi mate!
by diddsciple December 2, 2024
mugGet the oi matemug.

National kiss your mate day

Basically all you do is kiss your girl on October 31 and don’t be a sissy and not do it.
“Ouuhhhh it’s national kiss your mate day I’ll be right back I gotta kid my girl
by User345678910 October 30, 2019
mugGet the National kiss your mate daymug.

Prime Mates

Prime numbers that produce another prime number when they intimately come togetherfor example, when primes 2 and 3 have fun together, they produce the prime 23.
Among the first 23 primes, guesstimate what percents of them are potential prime mates.
by Numerati August 12, 2024
mugGet the Prime Matesmug.

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