oi mate

Go heck yourself, if someone says oi mate it means go heck yourself.

oi mate, becky!

by kefnjnamwidnjwdnewuew September 25, 2020

Mates

Mates is really funny guy. He can also be pretty flirty, but only when his homies aren't looking.

Omg, look! Is that Mates? He is super freaky.

by itsnotmepls December 4, 2020

manlet mating ritual

The disgraceful yet amusing manlet mating ritual occurs when a gaggle of diminutive and desperate manlets meet up in a public place, mostly in front of basketball arenas, strip down to bikinis and high heels, oil each other up and then awkwardly gyrate to Skee-Lo's "I Wish" as they sing along in their high-pitched manletspeak, all the while internally cursing and swearing at the heavens for dooming them to a comical and dwarflike existence constantly marred by the ravages of the merited mortification universally known as manletism.

Hey, why are those cheerleaders dancing around in front of the arena over there - isn't the halftime performance usually enacted inside? Oh, it's just a manlet mating ritual - the silly manlets do it every month. Have the microscopic manlet boys ever attracted any women? Lol, of course not! Short people got no reason. Hahahahaha!

by ManletDepreciator August 22, 2024

Mate

(ma-tay) Mate is a pretty cool guy. He makes everyone feel better when they're upset and is always there for his friends. He's really smart but denies it, hes really funny, kind, and really sweet. He is also really good at video games and is a real Chad. You're really lucky if you have a Mate as a friend (most likely it's gonna be my friend Mate because no one else is named Mate), so don't lose him. And also btw, he has a real hot mom

Mate's mom is really hot.

by kikibeach September 7, 2020

ape mating ritual

Usually a frightening Social Studies teacher's way of referring to a couple showing PDA.

Aaron this better not be a weird ape mating ritual.

by snoutwash69 November 24, 2015

No int, mate

Short for ‘no interest’. Generally used to express a lack of interest in a proposition or to reject something. Used primarily by traders in investment banks or hedge funds in London.

Do you want to grab a pint after work?

No int, mate.

by London_trader October 1, 2021

your balls are fucked mate

your balls are looking fucked as fuck. they got gangrene and all kinds of nasty shit on them like dried smegma and cum and also john flansburghs facial tattoo thst you got in prison from a crack needle

guest 1 says: "your balls are fucked mate"

guest 2 says: "i activated stiky keys on my keyboard"

guest 3 says: STR

by cockwafer June 13, 2024