late stage democracy

a liberal democracy in which the politicians and bureaucrats behave like chimpanzees on LSD. they throw shit at their peers, and eat food that they know they have stolen but will receive no consequences due to them being "StAtE OfFiCiAlS".

the congress of this democracy seemingly cannot function without pork barrel politics. the congress doubles as a retirement home and mental asylum, or sometimes a massive sex offender registry.

this democracy will last only until a war breaks out, and will go back to a normal democratic system but fade slowly into late stage democracy once more.

common late stage democracies include but aren't limited to; the united states, the united kingdom, canada, and hungary.
"OMG DRUMP IS GONNA DESTROY OUR DEMOCRACY"

"we will always be a democracy, a late stage democracy."
by ¡AFUERA! enjoyer January 01, 2025
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Late Dragon flip

The hardest skate trick. A dragon flip is like a 360 dolphin flip
YO I just landed a dragon flip.

Now do a late dragon flip
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Late in French

Late in French is "en retard." Used for the times you've got the itch to say slur, but don't want to fully commit.
by Bob The french January 19, 2024
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The Late night Tweak

The Late Night Tweak means to be on Other shit at the night time or to be on that Timing fr (Demon Time)
I be on horny shit sometimes at night. I be having Mood swings at night time. The late night tweak got to me tonight
by Sani Aka Dsmoovie November 07, 2022
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Abbot late

When you want to let your friends know that you'll be a bit late but your auto correct thinks you are the head of an abbey of monks.
Matt or something: Going to be abbot late, probably like 730
Me: is Abbot late an expression?
Matt or something: lol it is now
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late plate

Someone you only call late at night when you're drunk and want to hook up, but wouldn't actually date or hang out with. Derives from late night plates of terrible food at diners that are only acceptable after 3am.
"I didn't meet anyone cool at the party last night, so I called up my late plate."

"Kristen, that guy never texts you except after midnight, when he's drunk and wants to get laid. He's late plating you!"
by JGrizz November 06, 2013
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