Zjierb

Is that feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected. So sayeth the Unraveled Paladin of the TRUE Sonic the Hedgehog, Brian David Gilbert.

Person 1: Oh my- oh aah, mm-mm.
Person 2: Are you okay?
Person 1: Yeah, it's just these pickles, mm...
Person 2: They better not be bad, I just bought them.
Person 1: No this one's just one I bit into is a bit zjierbed.
Person 2: ... Alright then.

by aBDGfan February 16, 2021

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The feeling of contentment mixed with slight existential depression.
Like when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than expected.

Person1: Hey dude! How's lockdown going?
Person2: IDK man, sitting on my computer for 14 hours then sleeping for 16, I'm just zjierb. What about you?
Person1: Same bro, just Zjierb

by NotFinch September 3, 2021

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That feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected

Ugh, that pickle got me feeling zjierby.

by ZetroHD February 15, 2021

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The antonym to schadenfreude - zjierb is the emotion you experience when you go through a small personal inconvenience; the unpleasantness of which is amplified by the fact that it seems like it's not dramatic enough to justify a complaint.
For instance, that feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected.

I stubbed my toe on the way to work today. It's not like it hurts anymore but the zjierb is killing me.

by Birb20585 February 15, 2021

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