Von Douche

1. Von Douche, a phrase when spelled in the same font as "Von Dutch", appears frighteningly similar. This particular phrase is often sported on t-shirts, by people that despise those who wear "Von Dutch" apparel.

2. How a Technocrat or Neo-Globalistmakes fun of a Junker or citizen of Holland.

3. A noun used to describe one who wears clothing that has "Von Dutch" written on it.

1. "I bought a awesome Von Douche shirt online, freakin yuppie hag at the bank flipped when she saw it! I love making fun of people who wear Von Dutch!"

2. "So I opined loftly to this landed aristocrat, 'What is your say? von Douche?'. He obviously didnt invite me to the mid-summer ball at his manor"

3. "I say, classic Von Douche" *looks at 50 year old lady wearing a tight fitting von Dutch shirt* "so absolutely vile her appearance is... very Von Douche"

by The Sneak September 15, 2004

Von D'angel

to be screwed over, or screw over some one.

Man those guys totally von d'angeled you.

by The Von D'angel Effect. April 12, 2010

Von-Hovening

Downing Sour Money Triple IPA’s ferda and tossing dye high while shredding some zynachinos, zynbabwes if you will.

Bro you are tossing those dye sky high and ripping some IPA’s ferda you are totally Von-hovening!

by NMJ21 May 9, 2023

sam von

Thicc boi with red hair

Sam von's thiccness is overwhelming

by Gavin Belling November 29, 2017

VON KAAS

The act of being presented a threesome, and not have the game to "seal the deal". May have the skills to get one of said women in the bed but not both.

Sean went to the women's house to grill steaks and have threesome only to get "Von Kaased" by them.

by Chapdaddy June 6, 2013

Duck Von

The internal definition of Sorry

Man I pulled a Duck Von

by King_Jake March 1, 2017

von erl

a nicotine juice vaporizer that kids use to get buzzed, usually kids can bring the von erl to school because it looks like a long USB stick, it does get you hella buzzed though.

Bro I'm off the Von erl

by Gabe satler August 30, 2017