Forklift Tune-Up

When a piece of equipment is not fixable or is a piece of shit and the only logical thing to do with it is repeatedly crush it with a forklift.
"This chainsaw is not worth fixing" says Joe. "Well, give it a forklift tune-up" replies Daryl.
by DMO-LB May 01, 2010
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new jersey forklift

when a horny girl is fucked by two guys one in the ass and the other vaginally and respectively lifted off the ground.
debby was so drunk last night, she forced tim and i to give her a new jersey forklift.
by polly wagler August 04, 2010
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lesbian forklift

The act of inserting a fist into the vaginal cavity of the lesbian girl by the lesbian Mack driving male and preforming curl like motions until climax is obtained.
Last night was special. After the monster truck pulls Glenda had to celebrate the testosterone feat by preforming a full on lesbian forklift on Sheila.
by Jea Bagel December 01, 2013
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Forklift-Fucking

A sex position where the man holds the woman up with his 2 arms at a 90 degree angle. He does shoulder raises causing her to go up and down on his penis.
"They were caught forklift-fucking at work today"
by omwtfyb04 May 20, 2024
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Forklift Driver

King of the warehouse. Sits there all day and cracks the whip on fellow coworkers. Much like rulers of ancient Egypt he is a god and not to be disobeyed. You dislike his arrogance but need him to move heavy objects at the same time. Call your forklift driver. Work smarter not harder.
Oh Johnny we better get back to work here comes Damon our forklift driver and hes in charge today.

Hey forklift driver can you come move this heavy pallet for me I am weak af and have a fragile body.

Janey: OMG forklift driver your my hero!!!!
Damon: Oh yeah I got balls of steel on this forklift. May I have your number Janey.
by Da Bomb Diggity CG March 26, 2024
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forklift olympics

A large racing event which occurs when the night crew supervisor at Home Depot is not there, and the manager who substitutes for him just sits in the office and doesn't supervise anything...
Boss just broke his hip. He's going to be out for a week for surgery. I guess we're having the forklift olympics early this year!
by The Poopy Fart Demon September 21, 2017
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forkliftic

A body of work so large that industrial machinery is required to transport it.
I just bought all of Stephen King's novels. Man, is he forkliftic.
by DJUrsus June 05, 2009
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