No brainer

Any relationship where a partner won't give oral sex to the other they are called a no-brainer, therefore making it a no-brainer that you should not continue the relationship.

I like Kelly a lot but she one of those no brainers' and I can't stay with someone who doesn't give head.

by Shage VanDyk July 25, 2025

occupation-brainer

A no-brainer in terms of either occupational safety or overall health safety standards

Don't be idiotic enough to get wasted and then take to the wheel of a motor vehicle; I mean it's an occupation-brainer in terms of common sense safety standards, no?

by Sexydimma January 27, 2015

No brainer

A person who refuses to do or reciprocate oral sex.

Laura: Does Jake give good head?

Payton: I wouldn’t know, he’s a no brainer so he’s never gone down on me.

by Happy Gilmer November 11, 2018

occupation-brainer

A no-brainer in terms of occupational safety, common sense and other overall health standards

It's an occupation-brainer to not get wasted and take to the wheel of a motor vehicle

by Sexydimma March 31, 2017

brainer

The act of making a basic decision and bragging it's smart and unusual.

1- I'm worried about the high Covid infections atm so I'm wearing triple masks *smug face*

2- daamn, that's very smart brainer-boy

by Kafka1 August 26, 2021