replacement jestin

a person who can never replace an the original
damn it, another replacement jestin failed...”
yep i guess we’ll never find a good one
by thisisnotapipe February 24, 2021
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Replacive Technology

Technologies used in the place of human workers.
An example of a replacive technology is the self-checkout.
by unfilteredthoughts April 06, 2021
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Chicken-Replace-inator

A machine that replaces something with the nearest chicken. Can work on chickens too.
Look, Perry the Platypus, my Chicken-Replace-inator!!
by User8395 April 24, 2024
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Baby Replace Jutsu

Definition 1: when your girl gives birth to your baby but it's damn ugly, so you replace it with a baby that looks cute and not like a forty year old man.
Definition 2: when your girl gives birth but you're not in need of a baby so, you replace it with a baby of another race, blame your girl and dip.
DEF 1: Friend 1: "yo you've got a really cute baby, congrats!"
Friend 2: "ye thanks, it was nothing a little "Baby Replace Jutsu couldn't fix.""
Friend 1: "WHA-"

DEF 2: Friend1: " yo, where is your baby, I thought your girl gave birth?"
Friend 2: "ye, it's funny cos after a bit of "Baby Replace Jutsu" it turned out the baby wasn't even mine!"
Friend 1: "what does that mean?"
by naruto_dictionary February 22, 2021
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replacement company

Replacement Company is defined as

the second set of company. You have friends/relatives visit one weekend followed by a different group of friends/relatives visiting the following weekend. It can also be defined as visits from friends/relatives spaced close together. Replacement company tends to occur quite frequently when you reside in a popular tourist destination.
Ever since we moved to Orlando, Florida, we’been having replacement company every weekend.
by Here's Johnny! January 04, 2019
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Replacement Girlfriend

A single girl that is friends with a boy who’s in a relationship. When the boys girlfriend is busy this is who he talks to. Sometimes he might even call this girl mommy and even block her when he’s hanging out with his girlfriend
My girlfriend is sleeping right now so you’re my replacement girlfriend.”
by Helpinggirlsout December 06, 2023
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Replacement girlfriend

A single girl that is friends with a boy who is in a relationship. When the boys girlfriend is busy, this is who he talks to. Sometimes he might even block this person when he is hanging out with his actual girlfriend
My girlfriend is asleep right now so you’re my replacement girlfriend
by Helpinggirlsout December 06, 2023
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