simmer

rich people that steal sim cards

"hes a simmer so his esex must be fantastic!"

by x_x_x_x_x_x March 17, 2023

Simmered

Had to much liquid, need to rest and simmer.

Oh mate, no beer for me, I'm simmered.

by Stangaland June 24, 2017

Simmering Chair

A specially selected seating device (usually a chair) upon which the process of clothes simmering occurs.

Jack was clothes simmering his new golf shirt on his simmering chair.

by TaPaul0100 June 15, 2025

Simmer down teapot

When ones attitude or tone is getting hostile or angry, About to reach boiling point. A person needs their teapot of an attitude to simmer down before reaching boiling point.

When Wesley comes at me all crazy with his tone, I tell him simmer down teapot.

by Simmer down teapot June 27, 2019

Let it simmer

When you take a shit but instead of flushing right away you just sit there for a while

By all means John had finished his business. But rather than flushing and continuing on with his day, he decided to let it simmer while he contemplated the meaning of it all.

by Squabidge January 19, 2022

Low simmer

It is a metaphor for slow masterbation for an extensive period of time. This often steams up the room of the occupant taking part in the act. Similar to slow stroking it.

“ Jakob said to Cody that he put in on a low simmer “

by xd UnbuiltPlate June 12, 2024

Simmer down Sampson

Just a saying of no origin known

When someone is freaking out you say to them, "Simmer down Sampson"

by mzzzpolarbear March 7, 2017