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quadruple-half-cousin

1- Child of double-half-aunt (daughter of maternal grandmother and of paternal grandfather) and of double-half-uncle (son of paternal grandmother and of maternal grandfather) at the same time.
2- Child of double-half-aunt (daughter of paternal grandmother and of maternal grandfather) and of double-half-uncle (son of maternal grandmother and of paternal grandfather) at the same time.
3- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents and four grandparents in common (in different manners that the double-first-cousin).
4- Quadruple-half-first-cousin.
5- Quadruple-half-1C.
My quadruple-half-cousin is a good person.
by Seo48787 October 28, 2021
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Quadruple Butt Funnel

(noun) A more severe form of punishment for Butt Funnel. To be reserved for the very worst of offences.
Your offence is so heinous, you have been sentenced to a... Quadruple Butt Funnel
by Knight57 July 4, 2016
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irregular-quadruple-second-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and seven great-grandparents in common.
Irregular-quadruple-second-cousin.
by Cerejini May 21, 2024
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quadruple-h introduction

Refers to a moderately-forward method of getting to know someone dat involves your smilingly clasping and cordially retaining one or both of da hands of said "new" individual, prompting him to eventually turn to da third person who presumably had intended to verbally introduce da two of you and meekly inquire, "And who do I Have da Honor of Holding da Hand of?"
Employing da quadruple-h introduction technique can indeed be cuddly and delightful, especially if you want to help da other person feel comfy wif both your closeness and your making savoring/affectionate physical contact wif various parts of his body, such as if you'd subsequently like to massage his feet, rub his back, hold him in yer lap, etc. Depending on specifically how da person words his nonplussed-but-courteous "who is this?" query, you could also jokingly refer to said initial-interaction event as a "quintuple-h introduction" (such as if he asks, "Who do I Have da Honor of His/Her Holding my Hand?" or "Who do I Have da Honor of His/Her Holding Hands wif me?") or even a "sextuple-h introduction" ("Who do I Have da Honor of Having Him/Her Hold my Hand?" or "Who do I Have da Honor of Having Him/Her Holding Hands wif me?"). Caution to my female viewers, though --- beware of gigglingly referring to said meeting using dis latter term if da new person is a normal eager-to-meet-da-delectable-ladies guy, though, as said hot-in-da-crotch stud could easily misinterpret da meaning of said made-up term, and thus da three of you could end up lying-flat-and-nearly-comatose on da floor five minutes later, wif him sporting a totally-limp-'n'-exhausted lulu, and da two of you moaning and panting in post-orgasmic breathlessness, and wif copiously-dripping coochies and kneading-numbed titties from said eager joyful dude's huge warm thirsting paws having thoroughly been all over dem.
by QuacksO February 28, 2025
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quadruple-second-cousin

Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents and eight great-grandparents in common with other living beings.
Quadruple-second-cousin.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
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quadruple-2C

Quadruple-second-cousin: has among themselves; different two parents, different four grandparents and eight great-grandparents in common.
My quadruple-2C is a good person.
by Usery May 2, 2021
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quadruple-quadruple

A Canadian term used to describe how you take your coffee - four teaspoons of sugar and four creams. Preferably used in any Tim Hortons location.
The cashier at your local coffee shop: Can I take your order?

You: Ya, I'll have a medium quadruple-quadruple.
by Zensty September 8, 2018
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