Oswald

Our beloved lord and savior, who takes the form of an emoji with white gloves. A being of infinite power, only fearing the unseen

Yo have you prayed to oswald today?
yes of course i have dumbass

by Woast October 28, 2022

Dirty Oswald

Having sex in a Disney hotel bathroom.

The Oswald refers to Oswald the lucky rabbit, a Disney character.

John: Hey, did you hear that Hank and Jane did a dirty Oswald last summer?
Jake: That’s wild.

by Hsycy December 22, 2021

oswald seri

Black guy who likes white girls that they have CHEMISTRY with. Supposedly knows how to hit the "spot".
Used to describe someone dark.

Alex: Yo I heard Katelynn is talking to an oswald seri.
Mark: Dang, Katelynn's going crazy!

by Danthepussylicker April 6, 2017

Oswald Cobblepot

1. The Penguin is a Batman villain created by dc comics

2. The hottest character in the tv show ‘Gotham.’

John: “Nygma in Gotham is so cute”

Barbara: “Sure, but Oswald Cobblepot is the king of Gotham.”

by DrunkenArthur420 May 22, 2022

Clara Oswald

The most adorable ball of sunshine to ever be on TV Who must be protected at all costs.

Person 1: Did you watch doctor who the other night?
Person 2: Yes omg I love Clara Oswald sm

by SapphicSwiftyStan September 4, 2022

Douglas Oscar Oswald

the stupidest name in existence

person 1: did you see that new kid
person 2: yeah I did
person 1: his name is Douglas Oscar Oswald
person 2:that's the dumbest name I've ever heard of

by Eden T. Bajoinga March 6, 2022

Oswald

Oswald is a very common name for a man and or pet. Oswald means to be kind hearted, honest and often shy. Oswalds often like the simple things in life like a car ride to the shops or the left overs of last nights dinner (man and or pet)

Oswald was a great man/pet

by Peter Fitzgerald December 4, 2020