Hear Tinka

a phrase used to mock someone after saying something funny or dumb.

Keisha : “I could have you in a fight”
Becky : “Lolll hear tinka tho”

by idontknow243 May 4, 2020

hear cunt

something you say after an idiot says something outrageous. (hear dookie but more offensive)

Tyco: spain is in france ahlie?
benbo: hear cunt

by sweardown09 June 11, 2022

Selective hearing

Selective hearing is a bit like WHEN UR DUMB ASS PARENTS call ur name and u say what and they don't say anything till u go to them.

Parent:"Jimmy!! "
Jimmy:what!!

*silence*
Jimmy:WHAT MOM/DAD!!

*Silence again
(This is literally selective hearing)

by Noxturnal February 21, 2022

slurred hearing

An excuse for not answering someone especially when under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

I'm sorry I did not hear you. I have slurred hearing.

by Pedro Dido February 10, 2010

Hearing the birds

Being so obsessed or engaged in a certain activity that you stay up all night, only being jolted back to reality when you hear the singing of the morning birds outside.

He played COD so long he started hearing the birds.

They were making out all night until they started hearing the birds.

by Ghost Cadet November 24, 2010

Selective hearing

Hearing what you want too

I am selective hearing

by Webster englishary October 14, 2021

Selective Hearing

The act of listening to only the things a person wants to hear. This can lead to a complete topic change.

Matt: Yo are you watching this Rockies game? It's nuts!

Ben: uhh. I don't think this long distance relationship is going to work out.

Matt: (thinking to himself) Damn. That's some crazy selective hearing if I ever saw it.

by tombalaya October 23, 2009